JessMinn

Hendriq

Hui Yi

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___.I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___.-Your name-P/S: You are so lifeless, ___13___.

1. What's the color of your shirt?
   Blue - Our romance is over
   Red - Our affair is over
   White - I'll join the monastery
   Black - I dislike you
   Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
   Grey - You're a pervert
   Yellow - I'm selling myself
   Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
   Brown - The mafia wants you
   No shirt - You're a loser
   Other - I'm in love with your sister
   
   2. Which is your birth month?
   January - That night
   February - Last year
   March - your dwarf bit me
   April - I tripped on sesame seeds
   May - First of May
   June - you put cuffs on me
   July - I threw up
   August - I saw the shrunken head
   September - we skinny dipped
   October - I quoted Santa
   November - your dog ran amok
   December - I changed tennis shoes
   
   3. Which food do you prefer?
   Tacos - In your apartment
   Pizza - In your camping car
   Pasta - Outside of Chicago
   Hamburgers - Under the bus
   Salad - As you ate enchilada
   Chicken - In your closet
   Kebab - With Paris Hilton
   Fish - In women's clothing
   Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
   Lasagna - At the mental hospital
   Hot dog - Under a state of trance
   None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
   
   4. What's the color of your socks?
   Yellow - Hit on
   Red - Insult
   Black - Ignore
   Blue - Knock out
   Purple - Pour syrup on
   White - Carve your initials into
   Grey - Pull the clothes off
   Brown - Put leeches on
   Orange - Castrate
   Pink - Pull the toupee off
   Barefoot - Sit on
   Other - Drive out
   
   5. What's the color of your underwear?
   Black - My best friend
   White - My father
   Grey - Bill Clinton
   Brown - My fart balloon
   Purple - My mustard soufflé
   Red - Donald Duck
   Blue - My avocado plant
   Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
   Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
   Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
   None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
   Other - The crazy monk
   
   6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
   Scrubs - Man
   O.C. - Emotional
   One Tree Hill - Open
   Heroes - Frostbitten
   Lost - Scarred
   Simpsons - Cowardly
   The news - Mongolic
   American Idol - Masochistic
   Family Guy - Senile
   Top Model - Middle-class
   None of the above - Ashamed
   
   7. Your mood right now?
   Happy - How awful I've felt
   Sad - How boring you are
   Bored - That Santa does'nt exist
   Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
   Depressed - That we're cousins
   Excited - That there is no solution to this
   Nervous - The middle-east
   Worried - That your Honda sucks
   Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
   Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
   Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
   Overjoyed - That I'm open
   Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
   
   8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
   White - Your ring
   Yellow - Your love letters
   Red - Your Darth Vader
   Black - Your tame stone
   Blue - The couch cushions
   Green - The pictures from
   Orange - Your false teeth
   Brown - Your contact book
   Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
   Purple - Your old lottery coupons
   Pink - The cut toenails
   Other - Your memories from the military service
   
   9. The first letter of your first name?
   A/B - Your photo
   C/D - The oil stocks
   E/F - Your neighbour Martin
   G/H - My virginity
   I/J - The results of your blood-sample
   K/L - Your left ear
   M/N - Your suicide note
   O/P - My common sense
   Q/R - Your mom
   S/T - Your collection of butterflies
   U/V - Your criminal record
   W/X - David's tricot outfits
   Y/Z - Your grades from college
   
   10. The last letter in your last name?
   A/B - Always will remember
   C/D - Never will forget
   E/F - Always wanted to break
   G/H - Never openly mocked
   I/J - Always have felt dirty before
   K/L - Will tell the authorities about
   M/N - Told in my confession today about
   O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
   Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
   S/T - Get sick when I think of
   U/V - Always will try to forget
   W/X - Am better off without
   Y/Z - Never liked
   
   11. What do you prefer to drink?
   Water- Our friendship
   Beer - Senility
   Soft drink - A new life as a clone
   Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
   Milk - The apartment building
   Wine - Cocaine abuse
   Cider - A passionate interest for mice
   Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
   Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
   Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
   Whisky - To ruin the second world war
   Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
   
   12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
   Thailand - Warm regards
   USA - Best regards
   England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
   Spain - Go and drown yourself
   China - Disgusting regards
   Germany - With ease
   Japan - Go burn
   Greece - Your everlasting enemy
   Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
   Egypt - Fuck off now
   France - In pain
   Other - Greetings to your freaky family
   
   13. What is your favorite activities when hanging out with mates?
   Gathering for drinks - Ugly pig
   Foosball - Silly duck
   Shopping - French kisser
   Dulging for food - Cranky banana
   Movies - Smelly armpits
   Snacks - Horny wolf
   Snooker - Tiny nipples
   Bowling - Sexy grandmother
   Outdoor activities - Vain pot
   Having a long talk - Nose plucker
   Taking pictures - Dumb bitch
   Other - Burn yourself

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